Absurd Poetic Wimsy by Zachàr Laskewicz

(that is completely asexual in nature)

 

Lingering

Melodically,

Latent

Livid

Lavial

Lotion

Melifluates

So odiously –

 

Oh, melodious

Flavoursome,

Fluorescent

Fluid!

 

Lubricate my

Mellifluous

Flutation

For deep

Penetration!

 

So I can

Lower my

Flowing,

Glowing,

Growing,

Luscious

Lover’s

Ladle

From its

Able

Cradle

Into a

Fabled

Stable

To toy

With your

Nilly

Nelly

Lolly

Longingly…

 

Oh yes,

You poor,

Raw,

Sore,

Rollicking

Riot!

 

I’ll take

The Fee

Train,

But I’ll get

My Free

Reign…

 

Along your

Marked,

Maskéd

Basket,

Casket

Carcase…

 

Into your

Enraged,

Rabid

Rarebit..

 

And up your

Aroused,

Rolling,

Rigid

Socket

Rocket!

 

Dedicated to Drew Stroud

27 February 2003

TAIWAN

Last modified: January 2, 2008